Mommy finally let me put some red gel in my hair this weekend. She usually doesn’t let me do that.
I have two best friends. Celia and Brendan.
My best friend Celia is going to move away before my next birthday party. That’s really sad because she’s my best, best friend.
And now for some jokes…
Why did the man cross the street?
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Because his tongue got twisted!!
Why did the shirt walk?
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Because it needed a pillow!!
Why did the belt slap himself?
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Because he forgot to wash his hat!!
Why did the weight bench hop up and down?
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Because he wanted to throw his guitar on his guitar!!
Do you think these jokes are funny?
